The "Official" Biography
I am a wife and mother in the Cincinnati, Ohio area. I enjoy acting, drawing, painting, and reading and writing, of course! In the fall, I work at the Ohio Renaissance Festival. That's about it. I'm not very glamorous, so to make myself sound more exciting, I give you "The 'Unofficial' Biography."
The "Unofficial" Biography
I am 447 years old, but for the first 423, I was invisible. I am a ninja. I hold a degree—about 98.6 degrees F, as long as I don't have a fever. In other dimensions, I am known for my sophistication, beauty, and charm, but for some reason, these qualities vanish in the veil between other worlds and our own. In this world, I am celebrated for my efforts to stop animal testing, because they're stupid and give all the wrong answers. I have a photographic memory, but it doesn't have any film.